This week?s six creepiest teachers who allegedly banged their students [SLIDESHOW]

Meanwhile, the teachers Union has demanded a pay raise for teachers who bang students. "It's hard work having sex with students, especially the man on boy sex, those little guys fight and kick like crazy. Some of our teachers have been injured during the sexual assaults, and it takes great skill to pick out the students who are vulnerable, it's not like meeting adults on Craigslist."

Union officials say the extra work put into raping children requires extra pay, even over time. "The Europeans have a graduating pay scale when it comes to raping students and yet, gay teachers seem to make more money, we need to examine this pay structure and make it equal for women who have sex with students." said one SEIU thug.

"I had to drag this one kid into the janitors closet", said Muhommed al-Douche, a third grade substitute. "He as not fighting, the Benadryl grape flavored knocked him out. He was heavier than I had anticipated."

This is disgusting to say the least and yet, even the sarcasm has an element of truth in it.

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/week-six-creepiest-teachers-allegedly-banged-students-slideshow-101455389.html

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